Inside the Heart and Mind of a Lesbian Ninja

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:12:54 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:11:13 -0400

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:09:55 -0400

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:09:49 -0400

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

mishaoverlord: surejohn221b: iusedtobethefire: katnisstiel: yesbecausereasons: real—not—real: r...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:09:11 -0400

mishaoverlord:

surejohn221b:

iusedtobethefire:

katnisstiel:

yesbecausereasons:

real—not—real:

real—not—real:

assckles:

assckles:

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

the journey has begun…

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

Like I said

fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

GUYS ITS GETTING AROUND

wearemagnetised: hamandheroin: The Animal Rescue Site is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:08:42 -0400

wearemagnetised:

hamandheroin:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website here.

doesn’t cost you a cent, just a click.

tastefullyoffensive: [video]

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:08:20 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[video]

zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:07:09 -0400

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

daftwithoneshoe: isuckrooster: tampontears: veganmovement2012:...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:05:41 -0400

daftwithoneshoe:

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.

when vegan ideas backfire completely

doodlebuggy: A mini comic I did the art for, produced for...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:03:03 -0400

doodlebuggy:

A mini comic I did the art for, produced for Grayhaven Comics’ upcoming compilation, ‘You Are Not Alone.’ Written by :DevDestiny-Smasher:, this standalone comic also serves as a slice of backstory for Jane Fitzpatrick — one of the primary characters of the Avatar: tLA/LoK fanproject, ‘What I Learned at SRU.’ Jane’s character concept was directly based on ‘Smellerbee,’ and in the story Jane serves as a reimagining of the character.

You Are Not Alone will be: “A 200+ page anthology of hope with tales of overcoming bullying, homophobia, racism, depression and abuse.” You can find more information about it here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1429812861/you-are-not-alone-1

You can read more of Jane’s story in this short piece: http://destiny-smasher.deviantart.com/art/Side-Pocket-An-SRU-Short-211078228
Or read the full story here on DA: http://destiny-smasher.deviantart.com/art/What-I-Learned-at-SRU-1-184207314 or over at FF.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6417590/1/
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did-you-kno: Source

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:00:13 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:59:40 -0400

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

french: my life all wrapped up into one photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:56:54 -0400

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:56:22 -0400

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:54:53 -0400

me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.

hopelesslyhiddled: i-am-satan-i-have-cookies: so thats the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:52:49 -0400

hopelesslyhiddled:

i-am-satan-i-have-cookies:

so thats the function of a rubber duck

I saw this before I was in the spn fandom and I knew right then these were the people I wanted to dedicate my life to.

cloudydrake: cloudydrake: arcaneseamstress: nymphominatrix: m...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:51:57 -0400

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 02:34:32 -0400

TMI Sexual Asks

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:40:49 -0400

a. How often do you masturbate?
b. How do you masturbate?
c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
d. What is your sexual orientation?
e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
j. What do you taste like?
k. Describe your first time having sex.
l. Describe your first time giving oral.
m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
p. How do you feel about guro?
q. How do you feel about furries?
r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
u. Top or bottom?
v. How do you feel about BDSM?
w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
z. Favourite type of porn?

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A 'FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH' IN YOUR ASK.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:06:15 -0400

goddesskerrigan:

Or you know. “Devour a whole pizza with,” since I don’t drink~